Orly Royal Navy

Royal Navy. What more is there to say about it that hasn't already been said? It's beautiful. Oh wait, that's already been said. This is 3 coats. I didn't have VNL like it shows in the photo. Which is weird cause it's supposedly not a jelly and jellies always seem to show up like that on camera on my long nails. I should probably just stop trying to describe colors and finishes and leave that to the polish queens. I'm just a lowly peasant. In fact, you should probably leave here since my photos of this suck and there are much better ones out there.

I'll shut up and stop boring you with my negativity, but first, how about a picture of the kitten?

I just wanna bite that little belly!

That's better. I did some white konad spiders over it after a couple days, though I don't have photos of that. Once again excuse the broken nubbin.

Now these next ones are really bad, but they show the shimmah!

Sorry for the glare.

Konad and VNS

VNS
Click for hugeness.

Riveter Rouge, Foxy and First Class Ticket

Emerald Fitzgerald, Goin' My Way? and Swing Baby

Ingrid, Frostbite, Royal Navy and Wild at Heart

WowSoCool

An early birthday gift from my what shall I call him, SO. =D He was too excited to wait. Awww. Sounds familiar though. Oh, back to Konad.

I didn't leave that plate all dirty like that. It was my thief of a sister.

My favorite image is the unicorn...NOT!

China Glaze Visit Me In Prism

I know I've already posted this before, but that was bad quality photos. I love holos and I don't know if it's just me, but they seem to accentuate my nails (not because they draw attention) and make them look so nice. I only have two holos. I need more holos in my life. Like now. I just wanna dive into that rainbow soup. Oh where was I? This is three coats without top coat.

Holy schnapps, f-ed up nail!

It's weird how my nails look so long in pictures. They don't look so long to me in real life.

Sparklez...

Which do you like best, the OMG or Kaleidoscope holos?

Claire's Fabulous/Funky

I get such a kick out of these Mood Polishes. I want the new ones! The pinks probably my least favorite though, just cause the funky french effect isn't as obvious as it is on the others.

Now you're probably wondering why I have a smiley face, or in this case a sad face, on my middle finger. (I'm a paint expert.) It's that that's the nail that tore and I had to glue back. Well, it decided to be an a*shole, so I just tore it off all the way. It's like nonexistent major nubbin nail and I don't want you all to see!

*Something to keep in mind: The warm color is a really bright neon pink, so imagine this pink but super bright.

You can see the funky french look better in this photo.

So, do the faces bother you? If so, I guess I'll try to do two or maybe three finger swatches. Or maybe wait til it grows out. I'd use my right hand, but the middle finger also broke a while ago on that hand. I guess my middle fingers have been used a lot...

Zoya Nidhi

Okay, let me start off first with these pictures suck because 1. It wouldn't stop raining and 2. I had no acetone which means no cleanup. My middle finger nail was also glued on, so it looks pretty weird. Which is sad because this is a pretty color. I just wish the gold sparkle would show up more.

You can see the sparkle in these two photos.

These are both wrong color-wise, but they show the pretty red and gold shimmer/sparkle/glitter/whatever.

MOAR NAIL POLISH, MOAR!!

Some of my recent purchases. I  must be stopped. The sales, the sales! I hope you guys like bottle pics as much as me. God, I feel so weird trying to type with my broken off nail finger. Anyway on to the pretties! Please click to make these bigger, they look awesome!

ZOYA

Nidhi, Jade, Posh and Savita

Mimi, Charla and Ivanka

EBAY

Banana Puddin'!

CHERRY CULTURE

Punk, Addict and Groupie

Jungle, Graffiti (not the one I wanted, but oh well) and Titanic

Blurry to show the pretty sparklies.

Charmed, Magical and Fairy Tale

Enchantment and Totally Cool (Let the record show that it is indeed Totally Cool)

Woman, Algae and Ink Heart

Sour Lime and Luscious Green, my favorites!

Now we're onto July, which will predictably be filled with even more pretties.