Weekly Poll

1. How has your week been so far?
Lame and dull.

2. What’s your favorite mindless distraction?
Reading blogs, tv, texting.

3. What’s on the nails?
Están desnudas.

4. Have you ever seen a UFO?
Probably have.

5. Do you eat seafood?
I fucking hate seafood! It smells like goobs. It also makes your goob smell like seafood.

6. Ever taken a photography class?
Pornography class?

7. What was your least favorite subject in school?
I liked all subjects. Why? Cause there was always a boy to flirt back at.

8. What was your favorite subject in school?
Read above.

9. Do you wear scarves?
No I think they're kinda emo. Metro men wear them. Which makes me want to gag.

10. Have you ever used LUSH Lemony Flutter? Was it good?
No, but I want to! It's just a little expensive for me right now, but I'll get over it.

China Glaze Cowgirl Up

Purples are notoriously hard to capture on camera, so it was a bitch for me to get this to show up color correct on camera, but I think I got it pretty good on one of them. Just imagine it a lot more pink purple (red?) than blue purple. Warm purple, not a cool purple. Magenta. It's not like you haven't seen this one before anyway.

Although I can't say the application was the best. Not due to the polish, but due to the fact that a May Fly kept assaulting my face while I was applying it.

This next one is the most color accurate, I think. The others are real close though.

Sinful Colors Green Ocean over Liquid Leather Matte

My latest mani mattiefied. It's weird how blue the flakies and glitter in Green Ocean turn when you put it over black. I'm sure they turn blue with Green Ocean by itself too. Pretty nice wear outta this for almost the third day. I usually have some major chips by then.

Weekly Poll

1. How has your week been so far?
Not that great.

2. If you had to only wear one brand of nail polish for the rest of your life, which brand would it be and why?
I hope that never ever happens! I guess I'd have to go with China Glaze.

3. What are you wearing on your nails?
China Glaze Liquid Leather with Sinful Colors Green Ocean over it.

4. What is your favorite flower?
Don't have one.

5. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.

6. If you had a chance to go to the moon for free, would you?
I'm not sure.

7. What decade is your favorite in terms of fashion and the way people/objects looked?
Between 80's and 90's. I like any decades that have bold eye brows and red lips.

8. What word do you loathe?
Tasty.

9. When is the last time you got a manicure in a shop?
Never had one.

10. If you could only use 5 beauty products the rest of your life, what would they be?
Can't really think at the moment.

What the fack?

I heard about this product on TV and wow...how desperate and pathetic are women nowadays? I mean first it was the restoring your hymen surgery and now this. Dye for your labia so it can be a youthful pink. Give me a friggin' break. Lame. As. Hell. Someone needs to come out with the ball lift surgery. Men ain't perfect either. They come in the colors Marilyn, Bettie, Ginger and Audry all varying shades of pink. Cool, cuz my p**** isn't the same color as that ginger's over there. I wonder how lame and shallow our society will be when I'm 30 and 40 and so on.

Sinful Colors Green Ocean over Liquid Leather

As soon as I saw Siobhan do this, I went out and got Green Ocean. It looks so gorgeous, it reminds me of China Glaze Meteor Shower. This was 2 coats of Liquid Leather and 1 1/2 coats of Green Ocean.

LOVE!

Diamond Cosmetics So Berry Sweet

Feast your eyes...

HO MA GAWD!! Look at the flawless application! Right...

This one is one of those jelly polishes that never fills in so you have darker and lighter spots. I only did 2 coats, but this could've used 3 or 4. I didn't care to do more than 2. This also looks more red than it does berry (think Moxie) in some lights.

On an unrelated note, CND Stickey and Seche Vite, that shit makes polish last forever on me, son!

Guess I offended some people

I guess I'm also going to get burned like The Manicured Manatee.

Joke people, joke... I've heard worse jokes about white/mexican/asian/etc. people so you aren't the only race. Doesn't make me racist, sorry you have to pull that card. You could've at least let me in on it and let me know that you were offended so I could remove the offensive material.

Sinful Haul and Cherry Culture

I got another haul today this time from Cherry Culture. I got all Sinfuls and a Nyx lipstick that I already posted about. Here's all of them together.

This is the most color accurate photo of them all I think.

Rich in Heart, Lying Nails, Tapping Nails

San Francisco, Green Ocean, What's Your Name?

Kismet Elated, Shausha, Eros

Well this is the first time I've ordered from Cherry Culture and I can say that they delivered pretty slowly for only being from California to Texas.

Also 3 of the 8 polishes had polish caked around the neck and a significant amount of my Tapping Nails is missing. This is the one with the most polish around the neck. It's like it leaked out and they just wiped the outside and closed it back up and said this is good enough quality to ship. I'm not too pleased about that. I know, it's two bucks, but I care. I've heard some shady things about them, so I'm not too surprised about it.

I think I might save these for something like my Diamond nail polishes. Sinful Sunday or something.

Nyx Eros

Another Nyx Lipstick. Eros. I really thought this was gonna be a gorgeous red, but I don't know...Harmonica is looking pretty good right now.

Here's the packaging.

Here it is on my lips.

I think this makes me look like a clown. Then I like it, then I hate it. When I first saw it on me this is what I thought of.

It's like the same clown red that Robert Smith (The Cure) wears.

Weekly Poll

1. How has your week been so far?
Not good.
2. Do you have seasonal allergies?
Nope.
3. What’s on your nails for St. Patrick’s Day?
Nothing actually. *hangs head in shame*
4. Have you seen the new line of Tokidoki and Tarina Tarantino makeup at Sephora?
Noooope.
5. What blow dryer do you use?
Vidal Sassoon Ionic. I like it a lot, I'll probably get it again. It's lasted me shit 3, 4 years already. That's a long time for me.
6. Are you a fan of corned beef & cabbage?
Are you a fan of chicken?
7. What’s for lunch?
I don't eat lunch.
8. Do you have a favorite hand lotion?
I never use the same one twice. I haven't fallen in love with one yet.
9. Are you related to anyone famous?
Oh yeah, I'm related to Hitler. And Jesus himself.
10. What’s your favorite kitchen gadget?
A knife, cause I can use it for other purposes.

China Glaze Vintage Vixen

Here comes another one from the delivery room. This time it's China Glaze Vintage Vixen. This is coming out in July and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited. These all look like glitters to me, but who knows, some could be shimmers.

This is such a cool ad by the way.

Failed marble mani

Go easy on me, this is the first time I've ever done water marbling. Kinda. I was just screwing around with my Blue Moon mani since it was already chipping on the second day. Stupid Wet n Wild. I just put some black and dark red marbling on it. It turned out really well on my pinky and ring finger though you can't see in the photo. The pointer looked really cool too. The thumb and middle...that's another story.

I love cleanup after a marble mani!

Wet n Wild Blue Moon

I can never apply these Wet n Wilds perfectly. I always end up screwing it up especially my right hand. I even painted that one first. Maybe it's cause I was under pressure to get done because someone was so anxious for me to clean. *looks at you-know-who-you-are*

I got this baby fo a dolla like Night Prowl. It's a really pretty shimmery dark blue. You can see the shimmer indoors too which I like, although my camera really didn't pick it up.

Inside

Sunlight

Shade outdoors

*shudders at messy application*

Woah!

Awesome giveaway being done by nailjunkie.com! You only have til March 20 to enter so get over there and enter!

Look at all those goodies!

Orly Enchanted Forest

Come visit my enchanted forest and take a trip into my wicked garden... It's filled with thrills and delight. Sorry, that's what it made me think of. I'm a perv, I know.

It's funny what joy can be brought from painting one's nails with a pretty color. Painting my nails always makes me feel better. Well, except sometimes, but I'll get to that later. Indoors and outdoors.

I don't know this looks kinda dull...maybe it's cause my SV is reaching the end of its lifespan. It's all polluted. This is such a pretty green, though. Ilakit a lot.

Google Translate

Why am I posting about this? Well I decided to get the Google Translate widget for all my nonexistent foreign readers. Also so I could laugh and make fun of the translator's attempts at translating my blog into Spanish. Incorrectly sometimes. Oh, haha some of those translations really made me laugh. Clavo instead of uña...thanks Google.

I love insomnia.

China Glaze Calypso Blue

This is my horrible drunken attempt at painting my nails. Some are good at it, I just haven't quite mastered it. Which is a shame, cause this color went on so smooth and dreamy and it's such a gorgeous dark blue. Too bad.



Tip: Don't apply nail polish when drunk!

Diamond Haul

My first haul from Diamond Cosmetics. I haven't worn any yet, but the formula looks good and the colors are so great for the price! The names are great too. (My name is mud...m-m-m-m-m-mud...) I got 11 and I'll definitely be getting at least that much more.

Cherry Tobacco, The Naughty Intern, Rubies and Diamonds, So Berry Sweet, Don't Teal My Heart Away

Crushed Velvet, Coffee, Tea or Me?, Mudd, Chainmail Charm, Starry Night

Never So Evergreen (Machine has no heart to give...)

I have more bottle photos, but I'm not sure I want to post these on the nail just yet. I have evil plans for them.

Coffee, Tea or Me?

Chainmail Charm. Ooooh, holo.

Cherry Tobacco

So Berry Sweet

Rubies and Diamonds

Mudd

Don't Teal My Heart Away

Crushed Velvet

The Naughty Intern

Starry Night